How to pitch to Huddle – part 1

I’m having a frickin’ ball. Huddle’s growing as fast as pizza dough. It’s a Polish idiom, perhaps not as good as ‘not my monkeys, not my circus’, but I still like it. Yay, hurray etc.

We’re assembling our super-duper marketing team.  Get in! If you think you can handle working with @nopstar and moi, drop us a line.

And, yes, finally, our PR account is up for grabs. Rejoice! You want it? Read on.

1. Don’t bullshit. If you tell me you are best mates with Charles Arthur, I’m bound to ask you what grade he climbs.
2. Tell me something I don’t know. Like what the capital of Kyrgyz is. Or what PR/social media trick I am missing.
3. Get to know me. I do come up on a first page on ‘the’ Google, a bit below Zuzanna, the porn star.
4. Help me to learn more about your team. LinkedIn and Twitter handles appreciated.
5. Be realistic. I’m all about ROI. I will not fall for a campaign if I cannot see users at the end of the tunnel.

I’m having a few ‘over a coffee’ meetings with PR agencies next week, but if you think you have what it takes to work with Huddle, drop me a line zuzannaAThuddle.net.